Children's Books - Not the final version

I was in the local book store to use the bathroom and they were having an incredible sale on children's books - apparently they had been mistakenly sent early versions of these books instead of the final sale copies.  I honestly think the publishers should have kept these earlier versions...

This early version really dealt with some dark issues, but they chickened out and changed it to whiny girl problems

I think I ate at that Waffle House once

Studies show that his version of the book would have prevented 78,000,000 teen pregnancies