Everyone knows that craigslist is the best place to purchase dialysis equipment, food, Rolex watches, and used underwear. But did you know you can find true love there too? I didn't.
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Thursday, January 20, 2011
The Spider: Nature's Handmaiden or Tool of Satan?
I was having a vigorous debate with a local Wuss the other day. Here is a excerpt:
Scott: I fucking hate spiders. They should all die.
Wuss: Spiders aren’t so bad.
Scott: If I ever got godlike powers, they would all die.
Wuss: Spiders are beneficial, they eat other insects you know.
Scott: So we are keeping spiders around so they will eat the other insects? Fuck them too. I’ll buy an extra can of raid.
Wuss: You can’t get rid of the spiders, they are an important part of the ecosystem.
Scott: The fucking Earth will adjust. The planet didn’t fucking implode when the last dodo died, did it?
Wuss: It would cause some sort of problem. What would the birds eat?
Scott: They can eat each other for all I care. Were the birds crying for me when they stopped making Dino Pebbles cereal? I don’t fucking think so. Ok, I can compromise. I would just have a radius of 25 miles around me that any insect closer than 25 miles would instantly vaporize.
Wuss: Get serious.
Scott: I am serious; I’m talking 25 miles up and down too. I don’t need bugs under my feet. And fuck vaporizing them, I don’t want to be breathing bug fumes – they all get instantly teleported into the center of the sun.
Scott: I fucking hate spiders. They should all die.
Wuss: Spiders aren’t so bad.
Scott: If I ever got godlike powers, they would all die.
Wuss: Spiders are beneficial, they eat other insects you know.
Scott: So we are keeping spiders around so they will eat the other insects? Fuck them too. I’ll buy an extra can of raid.
Wuss: You can’t get rid of the spiders, they are an important part of the ecosystem.
Scott: The fucking Earth will adjust. The planet didn’t fucking implode when the last dodo died, did it?
Wuss: It would cause some sort of problem. What would the birds eat?
Scott: They can eat each other for all I care. Were the birds crying for me when they stopped making Dino Pebbles cereal? I don’t fucking think so. Ok, I can compromise. I would just have a radius of 25 miles around me that any insect closer than 25 miles would instantly vaporize.
Wuss: Get serious.
Scott: I am serious; I’m talking 25 miles up and down too. I don’t need bugs under my feet. And fuck vaporizing them, I don’t want to be breathing bug fumes – they all get instantly teleported into the center of the sun.
I think I got my point across, don't you?
Also, here is a poster that neatly sums all this up:
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