Thursday, June 4, 2015

Traditional Anniversary Presents: How changing traditions destroyed my marriage

No, if I had gotten a lobotomy I'd
think I'd remember it
I was thinking to myself the other day that I had not heard from my wife for a few days. At least I think it was a few days. Not totally sure, I'm really just going by the number of times I've ritualistically slammed my forehead into the support beam in my living room. I came up with 3063, so three days worth.

There is uncertainty since the process itself can cause lapses in memory (along with incontinence, night terrors, and a slight increase of multiple personalities. Even worse, it can cause memory problems.

Don't stare! My vaginal rejuvenation 
surgery is not till next month..
That is why I consulted a doctor before starting this process. He said it was fine and to do it as much as I could stand. At least I'm pretty sure that's what he said, but to be honest the acoustics weren't idea and he couldn't leave his post at the fried elephant ear stand.
And before you get too excited: No, they are NOT real elephant ears. So don't waste your money, just wait until you get home and you can eat the real thing.

Anyways, I had not heard from my wife in a few days. Usually this is a good thing; sound-proofing the basement was not cheap. So I actually never hear from her at all; which I think you'd agree is pretty rude.

I don't often write on my calendar,
but when I do I write in blood.
Upon checking my calendar, I found that our first anniversary was coming soon. We originally eloped - which is the most romantic thing in the world. This came as a complete surprise to her friends and family. The wife even was shocked, although she came around to my way of thinking after a few hours of testing her bindings.

Oh man that reminds me of our wedding planning. I'm the one who wanted a church wedding, protection orders and protesters be damned. But no, all she would talk about is contacting the police, or my psychiatrists, or her family. Basically she was against the whole idea. You would think that maybe she's an atheist, but she prays every moment of the day when her gag's off. My mom always said that church folk were hypocrites - usually after the pastor had eaten breakfast with us again.

Keep your dog out of my back yard!
He's pestering my ex-girlfriend.

The pastor once asked me if I'd like a new daddy. Being that I was too naive to lie, I told him I wasn't done eating the last one yet. He never followed up and I didn't see him around as much after that. It was actually pretty damaging to my psyche, it was like losing my father again - but without the leftovers.

I think my wife does regret not having the "big church wedding." But I keep telling her that even though there are thousands of volunteers sweeping the fields and woods in a ten mile square around her home, it doesn't necessarily mean they all would have attended the wedding.

MSNBC is sooo much better since we
stopped paying the cable bill
That's kind of a big deal and there's a lot of people out there with egg on their faces. If I had a nickel for every time some complete stranger on TV predicted that "time was running out" and that "these situations usually end in death within 36 hours" I'd have even more nickels than I have now.

And that reminds me - I had a psychiatrist tell me that the people on the TV weren't talking about me. I worked out a "fix" for that though. Let me ask you one question - if you were in this situation, and you went on a killing spree so horrific that everyone on TV was talking about you; does this mean that you're not insane anymore?

I asked this question of my psychiatrist, and he ignored it. "Cat got your tongue?" I asked. Nothing. Turns out the cat did have his tongue; and his eyes. Tobermory, you fucking greedy cat - you didn't even finish the prostitute from yesterday, yet here you are stealing my food?

I know what you're thinking, you're thinking that maybe if you just keep agreeing with me that I'll eventually let you go. Oh when I think of all the people who were wrong about that. Anyways - what were we talking about?

Just assume it's paint.
Oh yeah, getting a gift for my lovely wife. I really struggled with this. My wife is a demanding person and really is pretty damn tough to please. One example would be her reaction to the two week anniversary gift I gave her (I'm the sentimental type). I got her the cutest puppy you ever did see. She was not happy AT ALL. What's in the box and why does it smell so bad? And after she'd opened it, all she did was scream and cry. What a high-maintenance bitch!
All she did was complain!

I knew she was lying about not liking it: I got it from her apartment! And I think I did a pretty good job collecting all of the pieces. That's just how I show my love: going the extra mile.

But she kept going on and on about how it was dead and all. Typical female hypocrisy - SHE was the one who hadn't fed little Maxwell J Barkwellingston (ick) for over fourteen days! What did she think would happen?

After this incident, as well as subsequent identical incidents involving each person and animal pictured on the walls of her apartment; I still could not make her love me. Hell, I'd be happy if she just stopped spitting on me when I got in range. It got so bad that I contemplated suicide; but she wouldn't go for it. Well, even I can learn eventually. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of perseverance.

How about you give a me a
2nd pearl necklace?
My salvation came when I saw a commercial for Zales that seemed to infer that a gift of jewelry would result in some unspecified sexual act being performed in gratitude. This excited me as the ol' ball & chain had yet to consciously participate in such acts. Whether this was due to some incompatibility, misunderstanding, or discomfort with the actual ball & chain attached to her leg is still unclear.

So I gave her a very nice ring. I thought this would be a slam dunk as this is something she already liked - although hers were falling off due to her rapid weight loss; just like much of her teeth and hair (I'm not even going into what happened when I tried to replace those). I've put her on the paleo diet, just like our ancestors ate 20,000 years ago. Her decision to eschew her diet of goat intestines and brains has caused her to rapidly lose weight. (Guys, take note). When she puts her mind to it, she can do anything. Well, everything except digging out of the basement. No one ever expects to dig into a septic tank and she was no exception. And they really don't expect that septic tank to be stocked with aggressive carnivorous crabs. Ask me how I know.

If anything, the ring was was met with even more distain than the previous gifts. Apparently used jewelry is not good enough for little Miss "Please let me go, I'll do anything you want. Just don't hurt me." Blah blah blah. And women wonder why we don't listen to them! Guys? Am I right??

Where butter fails, pinking shears succeed
It was my fault really. Had I took more care cleaning the ring then she would have never known. But you miss a few tiny finger bones and a painted nail - and all the sudden it's like she doesn't appreciate the effort at all. Seriously, how am I supposed to buy new jewelry on my mother's social security checks? They just don't go as far as they used to.

My mom complained about this all the time while she was living. I eventually took steps to stop the noises coming out of her whore hole; although at first it actually increased. Persistence is the key; you have to keep going no matter the obstacles, laws, morays, etc. Even the surprisingly wiry strength of a nearly blind 70 year old diabetic woman shouldn't stop you from your goal. But seriously, was she in the Israeli army or something?

I first learned this lesson this from my father. A negative example actually. If he had just stuck to his guns when I was a kid, then at least he would have been able to return fire as I pumped bullet after bullet into his quivering body.

They say that you're much more likely to get shot by a family member as opposed to a stranger. This proved untrue as he was unarmed; but I wasn't. So I guess it's like most sayings, partly true, partly false. Just like when they say to never throw money at a problem. I got mixed results with this one. I actually enjoyed it, but the people forty stories below on the street weren't happy with the silver dollars I rained down on them. Money doesn't get you happiness; giving away money in the form of deadly projectiles surely does.
You are even more
beautiful than before you
scratched my cornea.

Sometimes the ungratefulness of people makes me wonder why I even got into public service. Then I remember that I'm a people person; that's why I got married to a people. Previous marriage attempts with non-people proved unfulfilling and ultimately resulted in numerous criminal charges and a permanent ban from that petting zoo.

I know you've heard it before, but that alpaca was really asking for it. Just ask Dr. Stabby McStabstab, famous zoologist; though you'll have to wait until it's his turn to control my body.

I'm afraid that I've gone far afield of our original subject, so lets get back to that.

Gifts. That was it. I went to my next door neighbors to use his computer. I always use his computer instead of mine. That way the FBI guys that come pouring out of those vans break down his door instead of mine.

I searched for gifts for the wife. And I found a lot of stuff that looked cool - but if she didn't like the other gifts, so why would the stuff in my neighbor's house be any different? So, using his computer, I searched for "traditional gifts for anniversary." This where the story starts to get strange.

Why can't a woman take after a man? 'Cause
men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
According to this site that came up, the traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper. Really. This proves that my previous wives had all lied to me when they insisted on ridiculous gifts like "freedom" or "handcuff keys." It goes to prove that women don't know what they want at all. Like when they keep asking to be released. When I tried that all she did was try to deflect the knife. I'm just tired of the mixed signals. Why can't women be more like me?

So I went to the paper store (it's not what you think, they only sell paper there) and asked them about it. The stupid clerk just got this scared look on her face, and kept asking me if I was ok (like she's never seen someone covered in a quart of blood before), then she saw my ax and just ran away screaming. Customer service has truly gone to shit in this country. I only had the ax with me because they had one of those "no guns" signs. And a ax is not a gun. Cause guns are bad. In fact, did I tell you that my dad was killed? Yes you guessed it, with a gun.

And also yes (before you ask), it was his gun. But the irony was lost on him as he never saw me coming. He was foolish to trust a gun safe when all it takes is a blowtorch and a hammer chisel to open it.

Now I know what you're thinking - is this guy mentally ill, or is he just trying to be funny?

I personally resent that you don't think I can be both.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Great Wolf Lodge's war on illegal drugs, sodomy, and me . . .

Great Wolf Lodge: Fierce blood-thirsty
predators will keep your kids in line
I was looking into an extended stay at the Great Wolf Lodge (an indoor family water park and hotel, where there are certainly no cameras in the showers) while my house is being fumigated. That's a weird story in itself - the first exterminator I called ran out of my house screaming - wait, I should have worded that better - Ok, he did run out of my house (which I call 'House Screaming'), but I'm pretty sure he was only whimpering at that point. I mean yes, he did scream a little at first, but by the time he got out the door he was out of breath. I think he might have hyperventilated there a bit. Isn't that strange? I mean air is good for you, so why wouldn't a lot of air be better? 

Just gimme a little taste . . .
You would think so, but as the insulin battle I had with my grandmother taught me, you really can have too much of a good thing - the paramedics, police, medical examiner, and judge were all very clear on that point. 
Apparently, *I* was
the one out of order

They also said something about my Grandmother being more of what you would call a random stranger, and she wasn't even diabetic! 

So, why did she want the insulin sooo much? I could tell she wanted it. Sure, she fought a bit at first - but just for show. 

My lawyers claimed they had never seen the phrases "defensive wounds" and "livestock syringe" together in so many places in a trial transcript. So, there's that.

I hear that fences make
good neighbors . . .
Anyways, about an hour after the first exterminator rudely drove through my neighbor's yard in his haste to leave, several FEMA trucks showed up, and about twenty guys in bio-hazard suits poured out like roaches from a Denny's. Then they just started lobbing tear gas canisters into my house. Why does this keep happening to me?

Fortunately, I was across the street hiding in my neighbor's bushes (it was a Tuesday after all). 
She just flaunts what she has, clearly she doesn't care who sees. 

I mean, she has to know that if anyone peers through the .25" gap between her blinds (after jamming your head under the security bars) that they could literally see everything in the upper right side of her pantry. So, it's like right in your face.

Each time this happens it gets harder for
me to get my damage deposit back
Anyways, after watching them burn down my house (and the two houses on either side of mine) with flamethrowers, I realized that I needed temporary housing. 

And yes, had they asked, I certainly would have been forthcoming about the tied up nuns and pipe bombs in the basement. 

Normally I would just house-sit for that neighbor of mine that lives half the year in Florida, but he fired me and changed the locks. Well, fired might not be the right word. Actually, prosecuted might be a better fit there. Yeah, prosecuted. I always get those two mixed up, I've heard them used together so often.

Can you make the letters bigger?
My blindness is acting up today
So, I contacted the Great Wolf Lodge's chat support. But did they care that what used to be my house is now a fifty foot deep concrete pad, surrounded by several layers of barbed wire fence and armed guard? 

No they couldn't care less:

The perfect ending to a Great Wolf day

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Fixing Wikipedia - Troy Boyle revealed?

Man, that was a mean Tranny!
I was searching Wikipedia for ways to neutralize the mace that got sprayed in my eyes while doing pro bono quality control at Victoria's Secret this morning, and I happened upon a article on a former co-worker of mine.

Since it was quite sparse on details, I took the opportunity to flesh it out a bit. I think you'll agree that this is much better than the original; as the former version was based on reality.

I know that Troy is happy with the changes I have made, because he has been calling to thank me repeatedly for the last several hours. Now that I am done posting this, I will finally be able to answer the phone.

Oh, and Troy, when you read this, bear in mind that I no longer live where I used to.
The Police can't excavate your
basement - if you don't have one.
Don't waste your time looking for me, I don't often park my home in the same shopping center for more than a day or two.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Listen to Drew Stubbs - He has your back

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Scott Bolander, stand up comedian?

Friday, January 27, 2012

Should crazy people be allowed on the internet? Read and decide for yourself

(Be sure to click on words with links, they are an important part of the article)

I was cruising the interwebs and happened across a article concerning some political thing or something. After I finished consuming the propaganda (there really should be a Urban Spoon for that, am I right?), I happened to scroll down to the comments - which I normally do when I'm out of liquor and I need to feel better about myself.

I was rewarded with one of the richest troves of insane conspiracy theories that has ever graced the internet. 

A Tangled Web They Weave is the product of the diseased mind of one Aaron Fleszar, a sadly disturbed individual who may or may not be blogging from the cellar of a hospital for the criminally insane.

I wanted to start this off by providing a concise summary of Aaron's political philosphy, but after reading through his disconnected rants, I find that it is impossible to distill down to any particular sort of crazy. He does not seem to lean left or rightbut spews nuttiness in most every direction.

Full disclosure: I'm a card carrying member of the Nation Woman's Party myself. While I have no current plans to become a transvestite, were I to do so, I'd like to be around other "ladies" who'd make me look better by comparison.

Lets start with his opener:

There is an extensive code online of anagrams and look alikes put together by the wealthiest people in the world with the goal of electing their spokesperson (Obama) to represent the interests of big business. They may be considered The New World Order, Masons, Illuminati, Al-Qaeda, or all secret societies working together. I won't label them. You are welcome to form your own opinion.

Seems pretty solid so far. Let's continue:

 After reading this please call the FBI and ask that they quit creating crimes against humanity by threatening and torturing myself and my family 24 hours a day for the last 3 years and 9 months. I'm tired of the death threats and being unable to sue the living shit out everyone including undercover "agent" Trenton High School class of 1994 graduate Shawn McDonald who continues to bully me online and threaten me. He has committed hundreds of crimes against me after more then a decade of targeting. He's cost me jobs, relationships, and has destroyed my credit claiming that I broke the law.  (For Shawn) If you think I broke the law Shawn you worthless sack of shit prove it in a court of law you coward lowlife. (Because of this statement and leaking the truth about the made up stories in the news in addition to the polling numbers and "surges" they used "DIE BOLD" vote counting machines in the New Hampshire Caucuses, another implied threat)

The only mistake I see so far is that he neglected to list the FBI's phone number. Here it is if you would like to stop the end of the world: (508) 543-8200.

What a high school FBI agent might look like
I'll be honest, I'd never before considered that the FBI might be planting undercover agents in my local high school, but if they did, I'm pretty sure that they would immediately target schizophrenics people like Aaron Flezsar for harassment. I mean, why wouldn't they? I stand with Aaron and proudly proclaim my willingness to lay down my life to protect his right to shout profanities at strangers on the street and to slap at the invisible butterflies circling his head. 

Lincoln points out flying truck with
CIA logo

When Abraham Lincoln gave his life to save us from the Greeks in that war a long time ago, I know that he was thinking of schizophrenics people like Aaron Flezsar when he jumped in front of that flying truck to save Edith Keeler. Take that Mr. Hitler.

After nailing his persuasive argument on the dangers of the FBI, Shawn McDonald, and Haldol, Aaron goes on to examine the connection (obvious in hindsight) between Sarah Palin and South Florida politician Fidel CastroNow I know what you're thinking: Finally, someone who says the things that I've been thinking all along! 

He could have stopped there, but that's not the sort of stuff that Aaron Fleszar is made of, no sir! Here is his proof, point by point and irrefutable:

Sarah Palin during a signing of her book Going Rogue

Communist Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro
The code I will continue to reveal here was rapped around Sarah Palin in the last election. This information was supplied to the Feds at the end of March in 2008 about 6 months prior to the election. In order to successfully elected Obama I believe those behind his campaign determined who his opponent would be. Once McCain got the nomination as the GOP candidate, Sarah Palin was planted as his running mate to draw chatter from this organization. She was inserted into the election at a 45 degree angle so this group would question whether or not she was aligned with them.

Code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin and John McCain claimed to be a Mavericks
Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks
Obama claims his basketball name was Barack O'Bomber
Sarah Palin claims her basketball name is Sarah Barracuda
Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii 
Sarah Palin claims to have attended school at Hawaii Hilo and graduated from U of Idaho in Moscow Idaho
Sarah Palin claims to be able to see Russia from her house
Mark Cuban was under investigation for insider trading of a search engine company named Mamma
Sarah Palin claims to be a Mama Grizzly
Obama was a Chicago Senator
Chicago Bears Chicago Cubs Mama Grizzly
Gayle King was a news anchor
Sarah Palin was a news anchor
Throughout this page you will slowly learn Sarah Palin's background, name, history, and entire identity is completely fabricated. I know this without a doubt because the people you're about to learn about were targeting me online. Half of Sarah Palin's identity is completely fabricated around myself and my history. 

I don't know about you, but my whole world-view has been destroyed, and I find myself questioning every opinion I have ever had. 
Maybe I was wrong to dismiss Jersey Shore as a valid source of relationship advice. Is the take a penny / leave a penny by the register at Achmed's Gas & Gyros a CIA tracking device? 

Note bulge in head from alien implant
Sometimes when I'm behind someone walking through a doorway, they hold the door for me. Why? How did they know I was also going through that door? Do they have a alien implant embedded deep within my skull? After this, I have to examine every aspect of the world around me.

Now that we know that Sarah Palin is a part of this huge conspiracy, can we assume that she is in cahoots with other conservative figures, right? NO! 

That's right, the conspiracy goes deeper than that. It goes right to the top:

Currency Trader Billionaire George Soros

Guerrilla Marketer Jay Conrad Levinson
Billionaire trader George Soros is said to be responsible for collapsing currencies in Europe on more then one occasion. He has connections to organizations such as; The Apollo Alliance, The Tides Foundation, Open Society and hundreds of others trying to "transform America." Soros has spoken publicly a number of times regarding a New World Order. Some of these look alikes may actually be relatives who share similar traits like these 2 from the eyes down.

On the right is Guerrilla Marketer Jay Conrad Levinson. His name, as well as several others online, appears on something called the GURUDAQ. Several of the aliases these people operate under have political associations. Many of their last names are those of US Senators and Congressman. The word Guerrilla appears to be a play on words referring to Guerrilla Warfare, not marketing. 

My mind is blown. Palin is Soros's trophy wife? Say it ain't so! But it gets worse:

Code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin claims to have graduated for University of Idaho in Moscow Idaho
Sarah claims she can see Russia from her house
The longtime leader of Russia was Vladimir Putin
Putin Palin
McCain claimed his favorite band is ABBA which is a palindrome
Another palindrome is the last name of George SoRoS
Long time enemy of Israel is Palestine
The Palin name appears close to many things

Now this conspiracy involves the hot hot Sarah Palin as well as the King of Prussia, Vladimir Putin. I now see why she can see Russia from her house.

Duplication of code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin's siblings names are Heather Heath Bruce and Molly Heath McCann.
 Sarah Palin's daughter Piper, the name of a plane, shares a birthday of March 19th with actor Bruce Willis. 

CEO of Oracle Larry Ellison

Character in first Die Hard named Ellis
The name Oracle is from their first project with the CIA, operation code name Oracle. Oracle is a software giant with many government contracts. It's in the business of developing and marketing web based database software solutions. They also acquired Sun Microsystems who is a large supplier of hardware such as servers. 

I thought that Die Hard guy was fishy all along. Something just wasn't right about him. Now we know. Hiding in plain sight, that's always the best way.

Is this Obama without the facepaint?
So what is it that these shady figures are trying to accomplish? Well, Aaron is a little unclear about that. Apparently, most of this was to support the election of an obscure African national to the highest office in the land. The exact mechanism of this is unclear, but it certainly happened at some point.

With something this big, I know you're are thinking: So, why haven't I heard about this before? Aaron Fleszar has that covered too:

As for the media, don't expect them to report on this. The corporate media initially gave Obama a free pass. Now they appear to be cooperating with the Feds for the most part by distributing misinformation everyday. They want to make it impossible for anyone to connect point A to point B. It appears the Pentagon has recruited writers and editors to conduct their psychological operations. Media websites are now heavily moderated, posts deleted, and the topics all controlled by Washington. The Pentagon is using the liberal biased media to beat up on itself. All popular news sites have comments flowing into them from an NSA software program. If you respond to these comments they will attempt to engage you in a conversation. (basically figure out if you're friend or foe). This was all started after the death of Osama story shut down commenting for a week on Yahoo News. You and I are the media now. Spreading this information is the most patriotic thing you can do for America and democracy.

The red lines are only visible from space!
Of course, the Pentagon! Working with the NSA and the liberal media. That's why he had to start the blog, you see. Take the information right to the people by leaving seemingly deranged comments on news stories. It's genius.

So what's the plan, man? What can we do about this? This:

If you really want to ensure our democracy and help catch all the bad guys leak this story everywhere
1. I strongly recommend sharing this on Facebook and other social networking sites.
2. Email this and send out a Tweet asking other to do the same
3. Post it to daily news stories and any story that "occupying" protesters may be reading. You don't have to say much, the domain itself says plenty. If the site doesn't allow hyperlinks, just type a sentence or so and something like; Search PalinsDirtyLittleSecret for the biggest cover up in history. This brings in a lot of traffic.

Bookmark this site since I will continue to update it. I'm afraid to overwhelm anyone with too much information so I'm trying to keep this fairly simple for now as if that's even possible.
Ever seen these two
in the same place?

So, there you have it. All you have to do to save the world from Sarah Palin and George Soros is to spam your friends and family on Facebook. That's probably why Bill Gates invented facebook and hired porn store mop boy Mark Zuckerberg to run it. It's all about FarmVille; and it always was.

Accept the invite.
Accept the invite.

So where do we go from here? As I see it, Aaron Fleszar has proved conclusively that:
  • Sarah Palin is almost certainly Fidel Castro in drag
  • Jimmy Carter took notes from Ted Danson when he took over the USA
  • Any time the letters "P", "A", or "L" are used in a word, this is a clue to the conspiracy. 23 other letters of the alphabet are also involved
  • The CIA, FBI, NSA, PTA, and GFR are conspiring to do something to someone about something
  • And finally, that he is capable of typing long string of unconnected words
Please go to Aaron's website yourself. The "truth" is out there. Somewhere. Really. I'm almost sure of it. 

If you liked this, please feel free to view these finely crafted links:

Thursday, January 26, 2012

My open letter to the Indianapolis Colts about their crappy website

From: Scott Bolander

The facebook thing on your website that scrolls out from the left side of the screen whenever you foolishly move your mouse in that area is about the most annoying website “feature” I have seen in years. I go to porn and gambling sites that have less annoying moving ads. Daily.

Is it REALLY that important to try to trick people into clicking on it that you have to annoy the hell out of everyone in the process? Don’t you guys want people to like you as you are? Do you really have to trick them?

The sad thing is, I have ALREADY “liked” you guys on facebook! Shouldn’t it at least spare me and just screw over the bastards who hold out? Why not punish them?

I have been in IT for years and was doing things on the internet while you were still in grade school, and I have never seen something this annoying and pointless on a legitimate website.

I accidentally clicked on the damn thing three times when I was trying to pause the press conference today. I’m a IT guy, what do you think that Ma and Pa Kettle are experiencing? Each time I had to reload the video and wait for it to spool up so I could get back to where I had been.

On another note, your video player does not allow you to skip ahead unless you download the whole damn video (which seems to be running on a server in someone’s basement with a fat 56k pipe). What, you guys get free bandwidth or something? It’s like something from 2002. Go to youtube, go to espn, go to . . . well anywhere, really. I cannot even remember the last time I watched a video that would not let you skip ahead until it buffered the entire thing.

I wish I had the time to create some sort of flash app that runs from this e-mail, so that every time you tried to close it, reply, or delete, something moved in your way. Maybe my rectal MRIs or pictures of my cats – you know, something that you do not care about and do not want to see, constantly blocking you from performing legitimate actions.

It’s always possible that this is some sort of vandalism, you *could* have been hacked by a patriots fan or something.

Maybe I’ll tweet something to the owner, Mr. Irsay about it, because I can’t imagine that you or anyone else still with the organization actually comes and looks at the site. Because anyone in a position of power who has any kind of normal sensibilities would not allow something like that to exist.

This picture describes how I think the person who thought a annoying LIKE US thing sliding all over the screen sees the poor bastards who come looking at

A typical colts fan "enjoying"

Please make it stop.

Scott Bolander