I know this is TRUE it was on GOOD MORNING AMERICA, NBC, CBS, ABC, AND THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL and has been verified by SNOPES!!!!
TERROISTS are using EMAIL HOAXES to disseminate intelligence to coordinate suicide attacks against PRESCHOOLERS AND PUPPIES!!!!!
The FBI and HOMELAND SECURITY is desperate to stop this and is asking for your help!!!! They ask that you would please DO NOT FORWARD ANYMORE HOAX E-MAILS!!!!!!
Just last week, 57 year old Margie Snowrobin of Sarasota Florida forwarded a e-mail to everyone in her family claiming that Barrack Obama was using the Lincoln Bedroom to harvest black market human organs for the Red Chinese. Unknown to her at the time was that this e-mail actually was the last in a set of instructions to a TERRORIST CELL in Macon Georgia that caused a DAYCARE TO BE DEMOLISHED by a carefully engineered EXPLOSIVE PUPPY!!!!! Twenty-seven NEGLECTED CHILDREN and eight unmarriageable and uneducated women lost their lives.
Upon hearing of this Margie promptly licked all the tops of a six pack of coca cola and immediately DIED since she did not wash the RAT PISS off of the tops of the cans.
Last month in Sacramento California, 73 year old Margaret Mooseknuckle of Mesa Arizona forwarded a email to her entire address book which claimed that there was a computer virus out there that would delete your entire hard drive as well as key sequences of your DNA, causing your offspring to be born spastic midgets with learning disabilities.
This email was actually A CODED MESSAGE TO A TERRORIST CELL in Batavia Ohio which triggered an attack on a PUPPY STORE using a carefully engineered EXPLOSIVE CHILD!!!!! Thirty-five neglected PUPPIES and five unmarriageable and uneducated women lost their lives!!!!!
Mrs Mooseknuckle was so distraught that she went right out and drove in the SNOW with her CRUISE CONTROL ON! Her car immediately EXPLODED and the car swerved off the road and plummeted onto a beached whale!
So PLEEESSSEEEEE don't forward any more of these HOAX emails!!!! IF YOU DO - YOU ARE KILLING PUPPIES AND LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!!
PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK. ALSO, GO THROUGH ALL OF YOUR DELETED EMAIL AND COPY DOWN ALL THE EMAIL ADDRESSES THAT WERE ALSO IN THE "TO" SECTION OF EVERY E-MAIL YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED AND ADD THOSE TOO!!!!!!!
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