|Man, that was a mean Tranny!|
Since it was quite sparse on details, I took the opportunity to flesh it out a bit. I think you'll agree that this is much better than the original; as the former version was based on reality.
I know that Troy is happy with the changes I have made, because he has been calling to thank me repeatedly for the last several hours. Now that I am done posting this, I will finally be able to answer the phone.
Oh, and Troy, when you read this, bear in mind that I no longer live where I used to.
|The Police can't excavate your|
basement - if you don't have one.