Sunday, December 9, 2012

Fixing Wikipedia - Troy Boyle revealed?

Man, that was a mean Tranny!
I was searching Wikipedia for ways to neutralize the mace that got sprayed in my eyes while doing pro bono quality control at Victoria's Secret this morning, and I happened upon a article on a former co-worker of mine.

Since it was quite sparse on details, I took the opportunity to flesh it out a bit. I think you'll agree that this is much better than the original; as the former version was based on reality.

I know that Troy is happy with the changes I have made, because he has been calling to thank me repeatedly for the last several hours. Now that I am done posting this, I will finally be able to answer the phone.

Oh, and Troy, when you read this, bear in mind that I no longer live where I used to.
The Police can't excavate your
basement - if you don't have one.
Don't waste your time looking for me, I don't often park my home in the same shopping center for more than a day or two.

1 comment:

  1. I have noticed that in conversation he leans much more heavily towards the letters C F K and U.