Friday, January 27, 2012

Should crazy people be allowed on the internet? Read and decide for yourself

(Be sure to click on words with links, they are an important part of the article)

I was cruising the interwebs and happened across a article concerning some political thing or something. After I finished consuming the propaganda (there really should be a Urban Spoon for that, am I right?), I happened to scroll down to the comments - which I normally do when I'm out of liquor and I need to feel better about myself.

I was rewarded with one of the richest troves of insane conspiracy theories that has ever graced the internet. 

A Tangled Web They Weave is the product of the diseased mind of one Aaron Fleszar, a sadly disturbed individual who may or may not be blogging from the cellar of a hospital for the criminally insane.

I wanted to start this off by providing a concise summary of Aaron's political philosphy, but after reading through his disconnected rants, I find that it is impossible to distill down to any particular sort of crazy. He does not seem to lean left or rightbut spews nuttiness in most every direction.

Full disclosure: I'm a card carrying member of the Nation Woman's Party myself. While I have no current plans to become a transvestite, were I to do so, I'd like to be around other "ladies" who'd make me look better by comparison.

Lets start with his opener:

There is an extensive code online of anagrams and look alikes put together by the wealthiest people in the world with the goal of electing their spokesperson (Obama) to represent the interests of big business. They may be considered The New World Order, Masons, Illuminati, Al-Qaeda, or all secret societies working together. I won't label them. You are welcome to form your own opinion.

Seems pretty solid so far. Let's continue:

 After reading this please call the FBI and ask that they quit creating crimes against humanity by threatening and torturing myself and my family 24 hours a day for the last 3 years and 9 months. I'm tired of the death threats and being unable to sue the living shit out everyone including undercover "agent" Trenton High School class of 1994 graduate Shawn McDonald who continues to bully me online and threaten me. He has committed hundreds of crimes against me after more then a decade of targeting. He's cost me jobs, relationships, and has destroyed my credit claiming that I broke the law.  (For Shawn) If you think I broke the law Shawn you worthless sack of shit prove it in a court of law you coward lowlife. (Because of this statement and leaking the truth about the made up stories in the news in addition to the polling numbers and "surges" they used "DIE BOLD" vote counting machines in the New Hampshire Caucuses, another implied threat)

The only mistake I see so far is that he neglected to list the FBI's phone number. Here it is if you would like to stop the end of the world: (508) 543-8200.

What a high school FBI agent might look like
I'll be honest, I'd never before considered that the FBI might be planting undercover agents in my local high school, but if they did, I'm pretty sure that they would immediately target schizophrenics people like Aaron Flezsar for harassment. I mean, why wouldn't they? I stand with Aaron and proudly proclaim my willingness to lay down my life to protect his right to shout profanities at strangers on the street and to slap at the invisible butterflies circling his head. 

Lincoln points out flying truck with
CIA logo

When Abraham Lincoln gave his life to save us from the Greeks in that war a long time ago, I know that he was thinking of schizophrenics people like Aaron Flezsar when he jumped in front of that flying truck to save Edith Keeler. Take that Mr. Hitler.

After nailing his persuasive argument on the dangers of the FBI, Shawn McDonald, and Haldol, Aaron goes on to examine the connection (obvious in hindsight) between Sarah Palin and South Florida politician Fidel CastroNow I know what you're thinking: Finally, someone who says the things that I've been thinking all along! 

He could have stopped there, but that's not the sort of stuff that Aaron Fleszar is made of, no sir! Here is his proof, point by point and irrefutable:

Sarah Palin during a signing of her book Going Rogue

Communist Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro
The code I will continue to reveal here was rapped around Sarah Palin in the last election. This information was supplied to the Feds at the end of March in 2008 about 6 months prior to the election. In order to successfully elected Obama I believe those behind his campaign determined who his opponent would be. Once McCain got the nomination as the GOP candidate, Sarah Palin was planted as his running mate to draw chatter from this organization. She was inserted into the election at a 45 degree angle so this group would question whether or not she was aligned with them.

Code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin and John McCain claimed to be a Mavericks
Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks
Obama claims his basketball name was Barack O'Bomber
Sarah Palin claims her basketball name is Sarah Barracuda
Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii 
Sarah Palin claims to have attended school at Hawaii Hilo and graduated from U of Idaho in Moscow Idaho
Sarah Palin claims to be able to see Russia from her house
Mark Cuban was under investigation for insider trading of a search engine company named Mamma
Sarah Palin claims to be a Mama Grizzly
Obama was a Chicago Senator
Chicago Bears Chicago Cubs Mama Grizzly
Gayle King was a news anchor
Sarah Palin was a news anchor
Throughout this page you will slowly learn Sarah Palin's background, name, history, and entire identity is completely fabricated. I know this without a doubt because the people you're about to learn about were targeting me online. Half of Sarah Palin's identity is completely fabricated around myself and my history. 

I don't know about you, but my whole world-view has been destroyed, and I find myself questioning every opinion I have ever had. 
Maybe I was wrong to dismiss Jersey Shore as a valid source of relationship advice. Is the take a penny / leave a penny by the register at Achmed's Gas & Gyros a CIA tracking device? 

Note bulge in head from alien implant
Sometimes when I'm behind someone walking through a doorway, they hold the door for me. Why? How did they know I was also going through that door? Do they have a alien implant embedded deep within my skull? After this, I have to examine every aspect of the world around me.

Now that we know that Sarah Palin is a part of this huge conspiracy, can we assume that she is in cahoots with other conservative figures, right? NO! 

That's right, the conspiracy goes deeper than that. It goes right to the top:

Currency Trader Billionaire George Soros

Guerrilla Marketer Jay Conrad Levinson
Billionaire trader George Soros is said to be responsible for collapsing currencies in Europe on more then one occasion. He has connections to organizations such as; The Apollo Alliance, The Tides Foundation, Open Society and hundreds of others trying to "transform America." Soros has spoken publicly a number of times regarding a New World Order. Some of these look alikes may actually be relatives who share similar traits like these 2 from the eyes down.

On the right is Guerrilla Marketer Jay Conrad Levinson. His name, as well as several others online, appears on something called the GURUDAQ. Several of the aliases these people operate under have political associations. Many of their last names are those of US Senators and Congressman. The word Guerrilla appears to be a play on words referring to Guerrilla Warfare, not marketing. 

My mind is blown. Palin is Soros's trophy wife? Say it ain't so! But it gets worse:

Code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin claims to have graduated for University of Idaho in Moscow Idaho
Sarah claims she can see Russia from her house
The longtime leader of Russia was Vladimir Putin
Putin Palin
McCain claimed his favorite band is ABBA which is a palindrome
Another palindrome is the last name of George SoRoS
Long time enemy of Israel is Palestine
The Palin name appears close to many things

Now this conspiracy involves the hot hot Sarah Palin as well as the King of Prussia, Vladimir Putin. I now see why she can see Russia from her house.

Duplication of code or coincidence?
Sarah Palin's siblings names are Heather Heath Bruce and Molly Heath McCann.
 Sarah Palin's daughter Piper, the name of a plane, shares a birthday of March 19th with actor Bruce Willis. 

CEO of Oracle Larry Ellison

Character in first Die Hard named Ellis
The name Oracle is from their first project with the CIA, operation code name Oracle. Oracle is a software giant with many government contracts. It's in the business of developing and marketing web based database software solutions. They also acquired Sun Microsystems who is a large supplier of hardware such as servers. 

I thought that Die Hard guy was fishy all along. Something just wasn't right about him. Now we know. Hiding in plain sight, that's always the best way.

Is this Obama without the facepaint?
So what is it that these shady figures are trying to accomplish? Well, Aaron is a little unclear about that. Apparently, most of this was to support the election of an obscure African national to the highest office in the land. The exact mechanism of this is unclear, but it certainly happened at some point.

With something this big, I know you're are thinking: So, why haven't I heard about this before? Aaron Fleszar has that covered too:

As for the media, don't expect them to report on this. The corporate media initially gave Obama a free pass. Now they appear to be cooperating with the Feds for the most part by distributing misinformation everyday. They want to make it impossible for anyone to connect point A to point B. It appears the Pentagon has recruited writers and editors to conduct their psychological operations. Media websites are now heavily moderated, posts deleted, and the topics all controlled by Washington. The Pentagon is using the liberal biased media to beat up on itself. All popular news sites have comments flowing into them from an NSA software program. If you respond to these comments they will attempt to engage you in a conversation. (basically figure out if you're friend or foe). This was all started after the death of Osama story shut down commenting for a week on Yahoo News. You and I are the media now. Spreading this information is the most patriotic thing you can do for America and democracy.

The red lines are only visible from space!
Of course, the Pentagon! Working with the NSA and the liberal media. That's why he had to start the blog, you see. Take the information right to the people by leaving seemingly deranged comments on news stories. It's genius.

So what's the plan, man? What can we do about this? This:

If you really want to ensure our democracy and help catch all the bad guys leak this story everywhere
1. I strongly recommend sharing this on Facebook and other social networking sites.
2. Email this and send out a Tweet asking other to do the same
3. Post it to daily news stories and any story that "occupying" protesters may be reading. You don't have to say much, the domain itself says plenty. If the site doesn't allow hyperlinks, just type a sentence or so and something like; Search PalinsDirtyLittleSecret for the biggest cover up in history. This brings in a lot of traffic.

Bookmark this site since I will continue to update it. I'm afraid to overwhelm anyone with too much information so I'm trying to keep this fairly simple for now as if that's even possible.
Ever seen these two
in the same place?

So, there you have it. All you have to do to save the world from Sarah Palin and George Soros is to spam your friends and family on Facebook. That's probably why Bill Gates invented facebook and hired porn store mop boy Mark Zuckerberg to run it. It's all about FarmVille; and it always was.

Accept the invite.
Accept the invite.

So where do we go from here? As I see it, Aaron Fleszar has proved conclusively that:
  • Sarah Palin is almost certainly Fidel Castro in drag
  • Jimmy Carter took notes from Ted Danson when he took over the USA
  • Any time the letters "P", "A", or "L" are used in a word, this is a clue to the conspiracy. 23 other letters of the alphabet are also involved
  • The CIA, FBI, NSA, PTA, and GFR are conspiring to do something to someone about something
  • And finally, that he is capable of typing long string of unconnected words
Please go to Aaron's website yourself. The "truth" is out there. Somewhere. Really. I'm almost sure of it. 

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  1. I just ran into this crazy person today on the
    I am the guy arguing with him Bryan Grossman... he accused me of being a piece of software to discredit him... LOL

  2. It is December 2012, and this guy is worse than ever.

    He is posting his mentally ill nonsense on news sites on both sides of the Atlantic.

    While he and his family have my sympathies regarding his mental illness, he has no self insight into his own bizarreness, and insists on repeating his worldview ad-nauseam to the detriment of others.

    The internet is public space. In your local town or city, if there was a mentally ill person ranting and raving in the street at passersby, they would be ushered away at some point.

    This loon is doing the 21st century equivalent of street harassment on news websites.

  3. I dont even have to read the rest of this to know hes crazy. Now hes going mental about unicorns and election rigs here

  4. Wow, the issue has spread to here too. Bunch of robots, trying to confuse us all. At one point, I was arguing with him, or a believer who could see his truth... I think when, he seemed crazy, a robot was in my brain! Tiny ones, the ones that even he does not know about!

    Just kidding, so what he is bats#!t bonkers, but man ever are his rants all too funny. I demand more, I will keep reading his guff, and than when he snaps he will pull off a murder suicide, no doubt. The internet runs on crazy, this loon is a national treasure... And maybe a tranny.

  5. In the post above, his surname should be spelt "Fleszar". Sorry, the mistake was contained in the cut-and-paste of the mini-profile of Aaron I found out there.

  6. I just found this thread. My name it Todd and I am(was) a very good friend of Aaron's from all the way back in middle school. Unfortunately he has been losing the battle with mental illness for many years now. I respectfully ask that everyone just ignore his ranting and leave his family alone. They are struggling and in pain from his sickness and don't deserve to be bashed or badgered by strangers because of their sons illness.

  7. I removed the comments with contact information.